You've stumbled upon the personal online chronicles of ByteMonkey, one of the many unknown web developing computer geeks that tirelessly toil away to keep the Internet chugging along. This site is a collection of random personal thoughts, midnight confessions, geeky opinions, primal ravings, and pointless grievances on any geeky topic under the sun.

Basically, it's a freaking blog. Deal with it! If you don't know what that is? Try looking it up on Wikipedia.

About the Posts
The postings on this site are currently being processed through Blogger. It was at one point processed through Utterz/Utterli but that service is no longer available. You can view ByteMonkey's photoblog at Tumblr or you can virtually stalk ByteMonkey via Twitter.

About the Monkey
Living and working in the sunny town of Pensacola, Florida, ByteMonkey enjoys hanging out at the white sand beaches, local bars, bookstores, restaurants, movie theaters and electronics stores. He works for a non-profit organization which he claims to be good for his soul but not for his wallet. Let's just say that he doesn't get paid much compared to his esteemed colleagues in the web development industry. Whatever money he does save is usually spent on various electronic gadgets.  

For over twelve years, ByteMonkey has been working on the World Wide Web in one form or another. He remembers a time when blogs didn't exist and people referred to such sites as their "personal homepages."

ByteMonkey lives the "computer geek life." He owns too many personal computers and laptops for one person to ever realistically use. He networks them together only because he can and not for any discernible, sane reason. Being a computer geek, he has no real social life, but is supposedly popular online although no one can really prove it. Countless scientists and philosophers that have observed the Monkey have often speculated that perhaps it is his lack of a social life that causes his random moodiness and sometimes eccentric demeanor.

ByteMonkey is addicted to rice and rice products. Although not Japanese, he is a Japanophile which makes him prone to worshiping giant transforming robots, micronized technology, and overly developed, giant eyed Animé girls who have large pairs of guns.

When he is not writing code, selling diet soda, or eating ramen noodles in his work office, ByteMonkey moonlights as a sword-wielding ninja who fights crime when the ambient temperature is between 70 to 72 degrees Fahrenheit. His chubby panda-like physique and ungracious movements, (a combination now known as Budhaesque™), make him ineffective during any other temperatures.

When he was seven years old, an Igorot shaman taught him the mystical art of controlling the weather. This act has essentially made him into a low-level weather god. Know that whenever it rains on you, it probably means that ByteMonkey is mad at you. Offerings and sacrifices of food or money have been known to pacify him.

Note from ByteMonkey:
This is the last time I use a PR company to produce my blog introductions. From now own, I'm writing everything by myself.