Sunday, July 6, 2008

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

  • Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables for you while you chop.
  • Avoid arguments with women about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
  • For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes! Thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer to avoid a fatal outcome.
  • A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
  • If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.
  • Most of the time, you will only need to two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct tape.
    Remeber theses simple rules: If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40; if it
    shouldn't move and does, use the Duct tape.
  • For more complicated projects: If you can't fix it with a hammer , you're got an electrical problem!

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