Sunday, July 6, 2008

A Lesson Learned

ByteMonkey: Hey!

Maggie: Ugh. What's that smell?

ByteMonkey: Huh? It's probably me.

Maggie: What the hell are you wearing?

ByteMonkey: I'm wearing PineSol.

Maggie: What?

ByteMonkey: I wanted smell fresh and clean. And I heard that nothing smells more fresh and clean like PineSol can!

Maggie: Get away from me you freak!!! You smell bad and you're giving me a headache.

ByteMonkey: Heartless bitch.

Maggie: What did you say?!?!

ByteMonkey: I said, "My eyes itch!"

That was the last thing I remember before I lost consciousness and later found myself laying on my back on the floor with my face feeling very sore.

The lesson here: PineSol is great on floors, but not on you.

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